Yelp at last has value
By the way, every restaurant in my town is horrible – just horrible. Ocelot infestations, radioactive contamination, 12-hour+ waits, all the waiters are two-strikers on parole after raping customers, etc.
Except the IHOP closest to my house – there’s never a wait, the food is ambrosia, and all the staff are super models who got bored with super-modeling, quit at their prime, and chose a new career in food service.
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